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Oswald Cobblepot ([personal profile] eatsfish) wrote2020-11-27 02:17 pm
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stairsbro: (dirk; fucked up)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-07-29 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
nope
nu uh
were not playing the "pls hold me responsible for something i did in another timeline" game
not gonna happen
get a new fucking thing to guilt trip about
bc thats not allowed

birthdays are hella important man
im really into them
stairsbro: (blank; idunno)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-07-29 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
yup
do you want me to mix you something
what kind of birthday shit are you into
stairsbro: (music; mixing)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-07-29 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
no problem man
you dont have to grovel at me
its really ok
alt us struck a dealio or whatever
also youre just generally the shit imo so id do it anyways

YEAH fucking music
hold on lets see
penguin
im still stuck on the penguins
struck a fucking chord with me
you ever see fightclub
that one scene where hes like
imaging his power animal during this meditation
and its this horrible cgi penguin
thats like
'slide'
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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-07-29 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
youre welcome blah blah blah

yeah its a quickie mix
its fucking sweet right
but
ill come up with a better one
and maybe
its probably in the crabtop
probably categorized as human blackrom
stairsbro: (talk; reach)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-07-29 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
thinice.mp3
im skilled as fuck man
my shits getting pretty popular around here

crabtop is a laptop crab
and oh boy do i gotta get into the fucking quadrants again
ok
so im buddy buddy with beings from another universe slash planet etc
its easier to just say im friends with aliens even though theyre called trolls and technically they created my universe so theyre not aliens in the correct sense
but whatever
aliens
and they classify their love like foursquare
you know like how we got uh
familial love and platonic love and all that shit
so theres the typical red romance bullshit where youre gonna have babies with your partner and marry the hell outta them but they dont have marriage
then theres pale where its like your platonic soulmate your bestest of best bro that you need to fucking function
and then they have this batshit flipside
where i can basically just describe black as like your mortal enemy who you also love and are sexually attracted to
hatesex basically
and then austician
austrailian
the clover its grey
its when you involve like a third party thats job is to make sure you dont fuck up your relationship
the 'having a permanent wingman' quadrant
stairsbro: (shades; peeking at)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-07-29 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
first of all i take offense you think ii would blatantly abuse my powers just to pump out a sick remix faster
but also i did cheat
and its not cheating when i do it ok

then youre fucked
luckily i got at least one of them to throw that stupid system out the window bc maybe i wanna marry my best friend right
im not conforming to your rules
stairsbro: (blank; double pistols)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-07-29 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
aw thanks mayor penguin
my popular music isnt even my favorite
im pretty sure the worst song ever is going to be that one that shoots me up as most played on the radio
im gonna end up idly singing something as a joke
likethis.mp3
dont share that but
something like thatll hit the masses
ill get super fucking popular but the jokes going to be on everyone because i hate singing
and theyre just going to keep getting hit with the sickest beats in existence
while they keep wondering where my fucking angelic voice is

oh shit
we should highfive about best bro smooches
stairsbro: (karkat; shove)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-07-30 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
inappropriatesong.mp3

it was implied
wasnt it implied
did i read into that wrong
did i just reveal a secret about myself
did you really plan on that haircut or is that how your hair naturally went and you owned that shit
stairsbro: (blank; whats a hipster)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-07-30 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
what no
you should be listening to my shit at full blast
im trying to get famous bitch
make a request then
what kind of music do you need

well i said maybe i wanted to marry my best friend
and then you agreed that neither of us were conformists to not doing that
so it
nevermind this is totally not important at all
yep
yep
so you cut it to appeal to how it sticks up
is it soft or greasy
do you use product
stairsbro: (music; sweater)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-07-30 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
of course youre a fucking pianoman
clockworkreversal.mp3

have a best friend boyfriend yes
i mean wait
what
the hair
i dont use product it just does its own thang
stairsbro: (talk; blankblank)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-07-30 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
i never learned
fake piano i punch the notes into
thanks
what other piano shit do i have
oh
you know what youd like
requited.mp3

we did
i wasnt saying anything
i know my hair is the fucking shit
i literally just wake up with this
having hair this fair is a beautiful curse
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stairsbro: (blank; hunch)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-07-30 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
what the fuck do you play there then
whats your favorite song

how good at you at piano
i need like a master teacher
the most skilled of professors
the synth shit can only go so far
the best songs i got that use piano are because i had samplings from other people playing actual pianos
stairsbro: (blank; whats a hipster)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-08-03 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
is it fucking beethoven or something
bach chopin mozart tchaikovsky mahler vivaldi

who do you consider the best at pianoing

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