you do?? wait how come you never said nothing about this what kind of games are you playing do they involve your favorite animals bc my game is probably superior this was a friendship text youre not an authority figure over me i dont even live in the place you lord over with a firm democratic arm
Because I'm rarely the one playing them unless coerced. Watching would be the more accurate term. I believe the strangest in concept was the one about a son trying to impress his father by rolling objects and living creatures into perfect spheres so that they could make stars out of them.
You're the one that brings up my status as mayor during every conversation we have, not me.
his cousin makes a good boyfriend its a good game as far as i know i never played it but dang if i dont know all about rolling things up via osmosis of everyone else playing the fuck out of it and it becoming a huge meme
post production editing is time consuming i got a little bored with it and i think ill just put it out as is tbh a half baked movie is about right for this series i also now have like twelve crows the cat is still small i died have you ever had buttered apples because i did and it was heaven nobody i know is here still im pretty sure jeff and me will never need an extra room unless its for money and the chicks uhhhh what else i guess thats it i still have a bunch of explosives that im not sure what to do with and like 80 fireworks
thats the guy im handling it fine does it seem like im not handling it im fucking handled over here im handled more than a newborn baby at a giant family reunion pass me around assholes ive been in the situation loads of times its just this thing that blows harder than a whore in desperate need of a quick buck but it happens because someone had to go and fuck up bad enough to need it to happen so ya know whatever theres not much to do about it i took care of it looted my own corpse got rid of the evidence took a nap remembered shit i aint ever did youre welcome
Don't lie. That isn't how you speak when you're handling it fine. I've known you long enough now to be aware of when you're trying to say something without actually sa
i always speak like ive got a box of metaphors i gotta try out idk what the hell youre fucking talking about this is typical dave speak and sorta it doesnt really work like i didnt download a brain you dont just absorb the whole thing its just kind of snippets like you get handed like a comicbook thats in the middle of a large event storyline and youre like well how the hell did this caped asshole end up on an island of super babes like a montage of major events the cliffnotes version of an alternate timeline thats not actually a good enough cliffnotes to pull off a fake report like when you absorb enough knowledge of a show that you feel like you probably dont have to watch it but you really should because you dont even know who the hell the main character was you just know the darkhorse fave every fanfic writer is fantastizing about despite only being in like two episodes like how you only know about katamari because you sat there and watched someone else play it
It's completely different and you're only proving my point. How are you supposed to deal with it if you won't even admit you're upset about it? For god's sake, Dave, I realize I'm not the ideal person to seek comfort from but you have got to have someone. You have a family here, don't you? Quit acting like you have to do everything yourself. Do you want to be alone? I'm going to take a very shallow leap and guess the answer is no, because if it was anything else you wouldn't have decided to talk to me about penguin clubs to distract yourself from the actual issue.
what the fuck oz chill out you want me to just ask people to help me dispose of a corpse thats fucked in all kinds of ways i dont got people for that its handled i wasnt gonna even talk about this stop freaking out at me im just trying to have a nice talk about penguins
Oh, so I'm just supposed to take the news that someone I cared about is dead while another version of that person is suffering the consequences because of actions I supposedly took in a completely calm manner? I'm talking about the body, Dave! I'm talking about you!
Damn it. Damn it.
Do you not remember how much of this is my fault? Do you not know how much I owe you? Let me do right by you for just once and let me be a proper friend. Let me repay you. Please.
hey you didnt kill me its going to be okay that was kinda the point so it would be okay dude dont go trying to repay me on your birthday we got way off topic here
I'm still responsible for the actions I took that ended up putting you in the position to need to fix things to begin with. If you hadn't warned me I would have done the same thing all over again. Now you see what kind of person I really am, don't you?
[ He had hoped that at least one Dave would remain in the dark about him, but if he knew everything now -- what could he even do?
nope nu uh were not playing the "pls hold me responsible for something i did in another timeline" game not gonna happen get a new fucking thing to guilt trip about bc thats not allowed
birthdays are hella important man im really into them
If you can really be that forgiving... I'm beginning to think I don't know the first thing about you. I... don't understand, but thank you. Thank you for everything you've ever done for me, Dave. It's more than I think you'll ever know.
[ Getting this emotional wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming so attached. But now he was. Dave Strider had earned himself a permanent place of importance.
It took him a moment to pull himself together enough respond again. No dwelling was what was requested so no dwelling is what would happen. ]
I meant it when I said I want to be a proper friend. Birthdays are never a bad time to start. What kind of mix are we talking about? Music?
no problem man you dont have to grovel at me its really ok alt us struck a dealio or whatever also youre just generally the shit imo so id do it anyways
YEAH fucking music hold on lets see penguin im still stuck on the penguins struck a fucking chord with me you ever see fightclub that one scene where hes like imaging his power animal during this meditation and its this horrible cgi penguin thats like 'slide'
I wasn't groveling. I was thanking you. The former isn't voluntary.
[ It honestly did pass his understanding as far as why Dave liked him so much even now, but maybe it was better to accept it than wonder. He decided not to reply until he'd listened to the song in full, which managed to put a genuine smile on his face. ]
You actually made that yourself? For me? It's fantastic. [ Was the part about the movie a joke or not? Either way it coaxed a laugh out of him. He was definitely going to be better to the Dave he still had around from here on. ] No, I've never seen that. Do you have it here?
yeah its a quickie mix its fucking sweet right but ill come up with a better one and maybe its probably in the crabtop probably categorized as human blackrom
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wait how come you never said nothing about this
what kind of games are you playing
do they involve your favorite animals bc my game is probably superior
this was a friendship text
youre not an authority figure over me
i dont even live in the place you lord over with a firm democratic arm
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You're the one that brings up my status as mayor during every conversation we have, not me.
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are you
talking about katamari
are you really telling me youve sat down in front of katamari
holy shit
i have a thing for mayors
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Evidently. How about you tell me what you've been up to instead? I have nothing but the usual bore of politics to talk about.
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its a good game as far as i know
i never played it but dang if i dont know all about rolling things up via osmosis of everyone else playing the fuck out of it and it becoming a huge meme
post production
editing is time consuming
i got a little bored with it and i think ill just put it out as is tbh
a half baked movie is about right for this series
i also now have like twelve crows
the cat is still small
i died
have you ever had buttered apples because i did and it was heaven
nobody i know is here still
im pretty sure jeff and me will never need an extra room unless its for money and the chicks
uhhhh
what else
i guess thats it
i still have a bunch of explosives that im not sure what to do with
and like 80 fireworks
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the other me
you know
he wasnt supposed to be here
nbd
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[ Why did he suddenly feel so... so...? What did he feel? ]
You can't be handling that well. I feel like I should do something. Can I? Anything?
[ A brief delay. ]
I should have said thank you.
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im handling it fine
does it seem like im not handling it
im fucking handled over here
im handled more than a newborn baby at a giant family reunion
pass me around assholes
ive been in the situation loads of times
its just this thing
that blows harder than a whore in desperate need of a quick buck but it happens
because someone had to go and fuck up bad enough to need it to happen
so ya know
whatever
theres not much to do about it
i took care of it
looted my own corpse
got rid of the evidence
took a nap
remembered shit i aint ever did
youre welcome
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Don't lie. That isn't how you speak when you're handling it fine. I've known you long enough now to be aware of when you're trying to say something without actually sa
You... remember?
[ Now he knew what he felt. Guilt. ]
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idk what the hell youre fucking talking about
this is typical dave speak
and sorta
it doesnt really work
like i didnt download a brain
you dont just absorb the whole thing
its just kind of
snippets
like you get handed like a comicbook thats in the middle of a large event storyline and youre like well how the hell did this caped asshole end up on an island of super babes
like a montage of major events
the cliffnotes version of an alternate timeline thats not actually a good enough cliffnotes to pull off a fake report
like when you absorb enough knowledge of a show that you feel like you probably dont have to watch it but you really should because you dont even know who the hell the main character was you just know the darkhorse fave every fanfic writer is fantastizing about despite only being in like two episodes
like how you only know about katamari because you sat there and watched someone else play it
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chill out
you want me to just ask people to help me dispose of a corpse
thats fucked in all kinds of ways
i dont got people for that
its handled
i wasnt gonna even talk about this
stop freaking out at me
im just trying to have a nice talk about penguins
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Damn it. Damn it.
Do you not remember how much of this is my fault? Do you not know how much I owe you? Let me do right by you for just once and let me be a proper friend. Let me repay you. Please.
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you didnt kill me
its going to be okay
that was kinda the point
so it would be okay
dude dont go trying to repay me on your birthday
we got way off topic here
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[ He had hoped that at least one Dave would remain in the dark about him, but if he knew everything now -- what could he even do?
... birthday? ]
My what?
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piss off a bella??
idk
its not really important
dude
dont tell me you dont know the day
bc thatd be really sad
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I know what day it is. Why do you care?
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nu uh
were not playing the "pls hold me responsible for something i did in another timeline" game
not gonna happen
get a new fucking thing to guilt trip about
bc thats not allowed
birthdays are hella important man
im really into them
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do you want me to mix you something
what kind of birthday shit are you into
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[ Getting this emotional wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming so attached. But now he was. Dave Strider had earned himself a permanent place of importance.
It took him a moment to pull himself together enough respond again. No dwelling was what was requested so no dwelling is what would happen. ]
I meant it when I said I want to be a proper friend. Birthdays are never a bad time to start. What kind of mix are we talking about? Music?
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you dont have to grovel at me
its really ok
alt us struck a dealio or whatever
also youre just generally the shit imo so id do it anyways
YEAH fucking music
hold on lets see
penguin
im still stuck on the penguins
struck a fucking chord with me
you ever see fightclub
that one scene where hes like
imaging his power animal during this meditation
and its this horrible cgi penguin
thats like
'slide'
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[ It honestly did pass his understanding as far as why Dave liked him so much even now, but maybe it was better to accept it than wonder. He decided not to reply until he'd listened to the song in full, which managed to put a genuine smile on his face. ]
You actually made that yourself? For me? It's fantastic. [ Was the part about the movie a joke or not? Either way it coaxed a laugh out of him. He was definitely going to be better to the Dave he still had around from here on. ] No, I've never seen that. Do you have it here?
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yeah its a quickie mix
its fucking sweet right
but
ill come up with a better one
and maybe
its probably in the crabtop
probably categorized as human blackrom
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