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You cannot have made that between the time I asked and now. Are you cheating with time by chance?

...well, that was enlightening if nothing else. What happens if none of the categories fit?

first of all i take offense you think ii would blatantly abuse my powers just to pump out a sick remix faster
but also i did cheat
and its not cheating when i do it ok

then youre fucked
luckily i got at least one of them to throw that stupid system out the window bc maybe i wanna marry my best friend right
im not conforming to your rules

Hmmm... maybe I do know you better than I thought? Joking aside, I do very much enjoy your work. It isn't at all a difficulty to believe it would be popular.

Very true. It seems neither of us are conformists.

aw thanks mayor penguin
my popular music isnt even my favorite
im pretty sure the worst song ever is going to be that one that shoots me up as most played on the radio
im gonna end up idly singing something as a joke
likethis.mp3
dont share that but
something like thatll hit the masses
ill get super fucking popular but the jokes going to be on everyone because i hate singing
and theyre just going to keep getting hit with the sickest beats in existence
while they keep wondering where my fucking angelic voice is

oh shit
we should highfive about best bro smooches

For god's sake. Is it impossible for you to refrain from being inappropriate for longer than two seconds? I can't even remark on your singing capability if you're going to send me that sort of thing.

What? I'm not giving you a high five you over something I didn't even mention.

inappropriatesong.mp3

it was implied
wasnt it implied
did i read into that wrong
did i just reveal a secret about myself
did you really plan on that haircut or is that how your hair naturally went and you owned that shit

Good to know that I can no longer listen to anything you send me without wearing earphones.

... was it implied? I didn't think it was. Both? I don't see how this is a relevant question.

what no
you should be listening to my shit at full blast
im trying to get famous bitch
make a request then
what kind of music do you need

well i said maybe i wanted to marry my best friend
and then you agreed that neither of us were conformists to not doing that
so it
nevermind this is totally not important at all
yep
yep
so you cut it to appeal to how it sticks up
is it soft or greasy
do you use product

I'm fond of the piano.

Oh. Well, you're right. It really isn't important. I guess I do. That you would ask me that makes me wonder if you're trying to imply something. Yes. Do you?

of course youre a fucking pianoman
clockworkreversal.mp3

have a best friend boyfriend yes
i mean wait
what
the hair
i dont use product it just does its own thang

I was taught to play when I was young. The appreciation didn't wear off. Your piece is beautiful.

What? I thought we agreed this wasn't important. Oh. I see. Well, it's a good look. It must be nice not needing to put any grand effort into it.

i never learned
fake piano i punch the notes into
thanks
what other piano shit do i have
oh
you know what youd like
requited.mp3

we did
i wasnt saying anything
i know my hair is the fucking shit
i literally just wake up with this
having hair this fair is a beautiful curse

Edited 2017-07-30 03:16 (UTC)

You're right, I do like it. It's a shame I hadn't found talent like yours back when I was looking for it. There aren't many musicians of taste in Gotham.

I can only imagine. I could teach you to play proper piano, by the way, though that may be a defunct skill to learn if you've already got your fake one.

what the fuck do you play there then
whats your favorite song

how good at you at piano
i need like a master teacher
the most skilled of professors
the synth shit can only go so far
the best songs i got that use piano are because i had samplings from other people playing actual pianos

I didn't say it was impossible to find good musicians. I'd have to think about a favorite, honestly. There's so many.

The best taught me so I think I might be able to share a trick or two.

is it fucking beethoven or something
bach chopin mozart tchaikovsky mahler vivaldi

who do you consider the best at pianoing

I said I was thinking, Dave, though I'm impressed you thought of some of the latter names.

You'll think me incredibly biased.

im cultured as shit
im a fucking artist

nah
just say it

I still think you'll call me biased. I was taught by my mother. She always insisted that all of the instructors in town were rubbish and she was the only one that could teach me properly. It's a little bit funny, looking back on it. I'm rather positive that was just her excuse to spend more time with me, but she really was truly amazing at it.

Anyway, I doubt you want to hear me reminiscing.

still not calling you biased
i dont mind
did she teach you anything else

She tried to. I wasn't particularly the son I should have been. I never really listened. Even now I'm still realizing what certain things she told me really meant.

teachin from beyond yo
thats how she do
i listened to everything my parental unit said
i probably shouldnt have
your mom sounds awesome

I guess that is what she does, yes.

I'm sorry, am I bringing bad memories to mind?

no its ok
i dont have bad mom memories to have in mind
gotta have mom memories to have that shit
just thinking i guess

If it helps, I do understand somewhat. I knew my father for merely weeks before he passed. It's hard to fill the spot where they should be, isn't it?

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