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Oswald Cobblepot ([personal profile] eatsfish) wrote2020-11-27 02:17 pm
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stairsbro: bim0ngsam0ng (blank; juicebox)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-03-18 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
you got that fucking right
it kinda sucks to only realize it when youre older

see when you ask that question it makes me sound kind of depressing
that i dont got people to break shit with
that arent a dad figure

how dare you use my own logic against me
but yeah point
fair enough
as long as its nothing bad though
i dont want you secretly sitting there being like daves aura says hes a dickwad
which i will be like okay thats fine
but also dude
let a bro know
stairsbro: (karkat; archaeology)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-03-18 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
go us having epiphanies

its fine its fine
its true lol

erroneous is a good word
it is not erroneous
im trustworthy as fuck
im the only person people can truly trust to be the banker in monopoly
because
no wait bad example
i have stolen the money once
trustworthy with everything but that one thing
more trustworthy than your socks
you think theyll stay up all day but sometimes theyre fucking quitters and roll down
that might also be a bad example
bc it occurs to me you may have never not been in a super fine suit
and are probably wearing those sock clips that keep that exact thing from happening
im more trustworthy than bodyguards that are paid all the money
put your god damn life in my hands i am a walking bundle of trust and safety
the only fucking truth in this world is my fucking holy trust
all covet those who have it
stairsbro: (action; wait)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-03-18 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
so you gonna come to the shop and look at this shit?
stairsbro: ikimaru (talk; cellphone)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-03-18 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
everybody gives in to me because im just that damn fucking cute
its irresistible
and you know
whenever
one of me will be there