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[eatsfish]

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The first topic has ended. You don't want me to do it.

How cute exactly?

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[eatsfish]

That doesn't always stop you. Mostly, but not always.

Enough that I wish I could return sooner because it made me miss you more than I already do. How should we rank that on the scale, I wonder?

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I got bored and it bothered me. But not that much.

You're missing me while I'm talking to you? Oh gosh.

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I had an inkling this was something to do with boredom.

I may be. It's not the same as hearing your voice or being there. Why? Is that embarrassing?

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You're correct, as usual.

No. Yes. I don't know.

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I suppose coming home early is always an option if you would happen to miss me as much as I do you. I did get quite a bit done today. What do you think?

You don't know or don't want to say what you know?

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I think it's too hot to work in the conditions you do.

The topic was a bomb, I believe...

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Do you want to know what I think? You miss me back.

Oh? Is it? I thought you were the one to make the distinction that our first topic was exhausted.

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I only wanted batteries.

No, let's revisit it. I'm going to teach you. First you get potassium nitrate, charcoal, sulfer, and dextrin.

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[eatsfish]

You just used past tense.

You can't teach me over the phone, Ed.

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Typo.

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I thought Ed Nygma didn't make typos.

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I never said that.

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It's implied. I know you proofread things.

Unless you didn't. Because I embarrassed you.

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What have I got to be embarrassed about? I know I'm cute.

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You'd have to tell me, considering your attempt to change the subject directly after I said so.

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It's somewhat pathetic. I'm not sure I want to elaborate on why.

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I very much doubt pathetic is an apt descriptor.

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I think it might be.

I am the occupant of an otherwise empty space. What am I?

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It isn't. And you're wrong.

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What? I can't be wrong. You don't even know the context, Oswald.

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I can put together context clues, Ed. I know you. I know when you're wrong. It's only ever about yourself.

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You're supposed to answer it.

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Nothing.

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Incorrect.

You're the first person to say they missed me.