erroneous is a good word it is not erroneous im trustworthy as fuck im the only person people can truly trust to be the banker in monopoly because no wait bad example i have stolen the money once trustworthy with everything but that one thing more trustworthy than your socks you think theyll stay up all day but sometimes theyre fucking quitters and roll down that might also be a bad example bc it occurs to me you may have never not been in a super fine suit and are probably wearing those sock clips that keep that exact thing from happening im more trustworthy than bodyguards that are paid all the money put your god damn life in my hands i am a walking bundle of trust and safety the only fucking truth in this world is my fucking holy trust all covet those who have it
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its fine its fine
its true lol
erroneous is a good word
it is not erroneous
im trustworthy as fuck
im the only person people can truly trust to be the banker in monopoly
because
no wait bad example
i have stolen the money once
trustworthy with everything but that one thing
more trustworthy than your socks
you think theyll stay up all day but sometimes theyre fucking quitters and roll down
that might also be a bad example
bc it occurs to me you may have never not been in a super fine suit
and are probably wearing those sock clips that keep that exact thing from happening
im more trustworthy than bodyguards that are paid all the money
put your god damn life in my hands i am a walking bundle of trust and safety
the only fucking truth in this world is my fucking holy trust
all covet those who have it