There's no need to yell. [ It's said with the slightest tone of mock surprise, followed by yet another pause while he waits for the actual answer.

Once it comes, there's a few seconds of absolute silence followed by the sound of Ed drawing out a long somewhat disappointed sigh. ]

That's incorrect, Oswald. She's already giving birth. What you're supposed to do is lend an extra hand to help with a swift, probably messy, delivery. Then, you drive her and the infant to the hospital in a less stressful situation. Far safer during the pouring rain, as she'll now be tired and not screaming. I deal with the child, as they clearly hadn't tried to do anything in that entire time and don't consider me a threat. Then you come back and I get to go home. Honestly...