stairsbro: (talk; reach)
ᴅᴀᴠᴇ sᴛʀɪᴅᴇʀ ([personal profile] stairsbro) wrote in [personal profile] eatsfish 2017-07-29 06:27 am (UTC)

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thinice.mp3
im skilled as fuck man
my shits getting pretty popular around here

crabtop is a laptop crab
and oh boy do i gotta get into the fucking quadrants again
ok
so im buddy buddy with beings from another universe slash planet etc
its easier to just say im friends with aliens even though theyre called trolls and technically they created my universe so theyre not aliens in the correct sense
but whatever
aliens
and they classify their love like foursquare
you know like how we got uh
familial love and platonic love and all that shit
so theres the typical red romance bullshit where youre gonna have babies with your partner and marry the hell outta them but they dont have marriage
then theres pale where its like your platonic soulmate your bestest of best bro that you need to fucking function
and then they have this batshit flipside
where i can basically just describe black as like your mortal enemy who you also love and are sexually attracted to
hatesex basically
and then austician
austrailian
the clover its grey
its when you involve like a third party thats job is to make sure you dont fuck up your relationship
the 'having a permanent wingman' quadrant

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