i always speak like ive got a box of metaphors i gotta try out idk what the hell youre fucking talking about this is typical dave speak and sorta it doesnt really work like i didnt download a brain you dont just absorb the whole thing its just kind of snippets like you get handed like a comicbook thats in the middle of a large event storyline and youre like well how the hell did this caped asshole end up on an island of super babes like a montage of major events the cliffnotes version of an alternate timeline thats not actually a good enough cliffnotes to pull off a fake report like when you absorb enough knowledge of a show that you feel like you probably dont have to watch it but you really should because you dont even know who the hell the main character was you just know the darkhorse fave every fanfic writer is fantastizing about despite only being in like two episodes like how you only know about katamari because you sat there and watched someone else play it
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idk what the hell youre fucking talking about
this is typical dave speak
and sorta
it doesnt really work
like i didnt download a brain
you dont just absorb the whole thing
its just kind of
snippets
like you get handed like a comicbook thats in the middle of a large event storyline and youre like well how the hell did this caped asshole end up on an island of super babes
like a montage of major events
the cliffnotes version of an alternate timeline thats not actually a good enough cliffnotes to pull off a fake report
like when you absorb enough knowledge of a show that you feel like you probably dont have to watch it but you really should because you dont even know who the hell the main character was you just know the darkhorse fave every fanfic writer is fantastizing about despite only being in like two episodes
like how you only know about katamari because you sat there and watched someone else play it